Sunday, July 29, 2007

Bush Writes A Letter To Bill Gates!

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

This letter is from Bush from the White House. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor, Mr. Dick Cheney,he said that there is no problem in keyboard.
Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.

3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran upto ohio! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any 're-car' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a car at my home.

6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug?? If so, please fix it.

7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'MOUSE' from CAT, So I suggest you to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

8. Please confirm when you are going to give my wife money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games), she won most of times she played and when are you coming to my home to collect my
money, as unfortunatey, I lost all my times.

9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now she wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?


Thank you,

Your president

G.Bush

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